Fugibeba

Amarielle: Joining with us today is Chatty_Katty; Billy_DA_Duck; Silly_Philly; and Yolkly_Youkilis. Good Day all you beings. I live under the sea in Fugibeba. This is located south of Mars, north of China, west of the circus, and east of Pinkham. Yes Pinkham is a new planet they just discovered with pink ham.
Chatty_Katty: HEY GIRLFRIEND! I'm from Hungary. We don't have much money here so we are always hungry. Does the water Fugi come from your planet?
Billy_DA_Duck: Yo Yo Yo, Whats crackalackin in the...
Chatty_Katty: Hey Boyfriend! Are you single? I dig ducks.

Billy_DA_Duck: ...uh, whats happenin in the...

Chatty_Katty: Whats goin on!? No one answered my question!

Silly_Philly: OMG! someone please block her before...

Chatty_Katty: DO, RE, ME, FA, SO, LA, TI, DO my question...

Amariaelle: Is this fugi a chemical induced drug that is disguised as a transparent liquid that can blow you up?

Chatty_Katty: umm i don't know, maybe i will go try some! BYE!

Chatty_Katty signed off

Billy_DA_Duck: Well now that she's gone. I'm from duckworld, where ducks rule all. We eat each other on DuckFast. It is Every morning on the 12th saturday of tomorrow. Come Join All The Fun!

Billy_DA_Duck: So Amariaelle wat your cities like ova' there.

Amarielle: Well in Fugibeba, we have big and little cities and towns. Like in Fugibeba there is a town called Aquafifi, and big citie called Dasanwee.

Yolky_Youkilis: Thats cool, over here we have many religions, I'm a follower of Soxentology. The religion is VERY complex because, we sacrifice our ducks and other animals but mostly ducks. Sometimes we even sacrifice each other.

Billy_DA_Duck: HEY NOW!!!! why do you guys sacrifice ducks why not cows!! I mean im a duck are you gunna sacrifice me!? or what!!

Yolky_Youkilis: calm down billy everything will be alright! we only sacrifice them if someone does something wrong! thats it i swear!

Billy_DA_Duck: ohh really. so you take it out on us poor ducks instead of taking it out on the person who did the wrong!?

Yolky_Youkilis: well i supposed your right there maybe i should try and fix that if it affects you that much.

Billy_DA_Duck: it affects me a lot actually.

Yolky_Youkilis: okay i will change it ASAP!

Chatty_Katty has signed back in

Chatty_Katty: You know I was going to talk about Social Classes, because on Earth we have many Social Classes, there are kings and queens, and presidents, and mayors, and the peasants.

Silly_Philly: GET OUT OF HERE CHATTY_KATTY! WE DON'T CARE!

Chatty_Katty: Oh, hi Silly_Philly. I have to go now anyways so bye-bye!

Chatty_Katty has signed off

Silly_Philly: Oh thank god!

Yolky_Youkilis: I love god!

Billy_DA_Duck: I bet you do! But I'm gonna tell u about wat goes down here! Here we have a really organized govt. They plan things to the highest extent and control everything that goes on. Its aewsome mann!

Silly_Philly: You know the government really helps out with job specialization, thats where we have specialized people doing their own specialized jobs, its really cool.

Amerielle: Aewsome, you know something really interesting about Fugibeba! We have art and architecture. Its really cool, with the art we express ideas and other cool things and with architecture we build a lot of really cool buildings.

Billy_DA_Duck: You know what else we have, public works, which are projects paid with funds and taxes paid by the people here. Some examples are of these project works are the min highways the capitol buildings. There are much more but we wont go into much detail.

Amerielle: Thats cool dude!

Silly_Philly: There's one more thing that we have too do!

Yolky_Youkilis: And what might that be, Silly_Philly?!?

Silly_Philly: Well we have words and ideas, or we like to call it language/ writing. We use it to express oursleves with symbols and writing.

Amerielle: Wow! Thats really exciting.

Billy_DA_Duck: Yeah, thats bangin'

Amerielle: Yeah well i'm bangin. Your not billy. Because i am. And if ya wanna be a mermaid. You gotta have a tail. And if you don't have a mom well dont come cryin to me Cause im under the sea. Under the sea. Leave it to me cause i sing under the sea. Tehe.

Yolky_Youkilis: Umm i eat bananas. I also like potatoes. ha ha ha. And i am an egg yolk manny man. So you better watch out. you better not cry. So Goodbye.

At this moment the egg yolk blew everyone up because he was so mad. You better watch out for him uncle phil. He will come and you wont know because he will be in your intenstines after you ate him. Watch out for the egg yolks.


THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Early Womens Work Chat with Amandary.

Welcome to the Chat Room of the past and present. You are here with:

Futuristic_Felcia
I_like_the_past_Patricia


The hostess: Amandary.

Chat:

Amandary: Welcome Everyone. My name is a Amandary. I am from the present. Our work between men and women are balanced out. Meaning the men have their jobs to do and the women have their jobs to do, which overall balanced out. Yes, my name is combine with Amanda and Mary because I have a conjoined head with my sister Mary. She says hello. Now i have brought in people from the past, present, and the future. Let's talk women's duties!

Futuristic_Felcia: Greetings earth friends. I am Felcia. I live in the future in the sky. Women rule the future. The men are simply our slaves. We women do whatever, whenever we want. We have the men do our dirty work. I want to learn about the past, let's here it Patricia!

I_like_the_past_Patricia: GAHHH! That is how we say hello in the past. We women have to take care of the children, we make clothing, we cook, we do pottery, we sometimes even make tools. We also come up with the healing methods. So basically the women in my time have much more work to do than in the future. Jehhh! Thats how we say bye!

Amandary: Now you know how all the women, past, present, and future live. Thanks, I will see you all next week with our special chat about hotdogs past, present, and future. BYE!

Cro magnon fashion with mary and amanda

Here is a beautiful work of a prehistoric artist. We have here a necklace/bracelet. Either way works. There are teeth/nails. The jewelry wouldn't be anything without its very dazzling brown stone.

Here we have our most famous Cro magnon Phecion wearing a warm sash. Complements of the animal Phecion killed. He could wear this spectacular sash either over his shoulder, as a cape, or as a skirt. Watch as he works it.

Now we have our best cro magnon industry called Dorling Kindersley. Our lovely Phecion is in management here. He would like to introduce their new line of tools. Here we have some spears and sticks with stone carved. Throw in some arrows and you got the hunting experience.

Ancent Cave Paintings.

The First Paintings were found in the Lascaux Cave, which was located in The Lascaux Wood in France, the paintings were discovered by some boys that were hunting and they came upon a hole in the ground that seemed to be the opening to a large cave so they later went back to the cave to see what was down there and they found paintings of large animals such as Deer, Bulls Oxen, Horses, and Rhinoceros. One of the paintings even showed a Bison getting killed by a spear.

There was a lot of work to be done to make their paintings look like what they look like. First of all they had to crawl into the caves with their animal fat light, which had to smell and be hard! Then they had to make the color and how they did that was they put red, brown, and yellow orches of iron but they also added the black from charcoal, they also sometimes used animal fat. To make brushes they took sticks and roughened the ends. That would be one method they also sometimes sprayed the paintings on.


They think the oldest painting was painted about 30,000 years ago and they youngest about 10,000 years ago. We do not know they were painted but I think they were painted to show what they had saw that day or what they believe. The paintings started with the Cro-Magnon which are Homo Sapiens who lived in Europe 40,000 years ago. The paintings were mainly of animals and how they were hunted.



Some Examples of the paintings are:









This painting is of a horse and it is one of many paintings that were found in the Lascaux Cave.







This painting was also found in the Lascaux Cave. The painting is of two
bulls and it also has a horses head at the top.







This Lascaux Cave painting is of a bull well a half of bull

The painters of these Lascaux Caves had many different techniques. Some of those techniques are that they would crawl on their hands and knees so they could go far into the cave to paint. To give the paintings dimension they would paint where the cave were not smooth. They would also use the techinques of gradation of value which is the slow transition between opposites, which is also known as the value between light and dark. How this is shown is through shading. The paintings were of different animals such as bulls, horses, bison, reindeer, and other wild animals. They would be outlined with charcoal and the painters would use yellows, reds, browns, and oranges. Another Technique they used was that they would use animal fat for lighting when they are crawling into the cave, and to see what they are painting on.

What do you think it would be like to be a cave artists? Well I really don't think I could be a cave artists because I would not want to crawl into a small cave that smelled really bad. But I do think it would be cool to find one or see one because it shows what the life 16,000 years ago was like.

Man kind today owes Early Man Kind

Owes

~ With out our Prehistoric ancestors we wouldnt have the tools and we wouldnt be able to walk upright.
The early species probably didnt know the modern ABC's: , because they weren't language capeable until the Neanderthals came along and even then they really didnt know much language.
For Example:

Lucy:













Lucy is an Australopithicines. She lived 3.5 million years ago. She walked upright and she had opposable thumbs. She was also a Homind.
If Lucy and her species never lived would we be able to walk upright? I don't think we would be able to because we have come from those species so if they didn't walk upright then most likely we wouldn't. I wonder if Lucy was the first creature to stand upright because she was the oldest Homind that anybody has ever found. I think she is very important in history because we have learned a lot about the time and what hominds were like back 3.5 million years ago.
Opposable Thumbs:

Homo Habilis:


Homo Habilis are also known as Handy Man becuase they were the first tool maker. They came up with unifacial tool which is a one sided tool. Their brain size is the same as a modern two year old! They appeared 2 million years ago.
With out the Homo Habilis would we have any tools to build our houses? Im guessing we wouldnt be able to have any house to live in. I think that the Homo Habilis time was very important even though their brain size was the same size as a modern two year old because they were the first tool makers which then made it easier to hunt and get food.
xample of their Brain: The first tool:

Example of two year old brain:

Homo Erectus:
The Homo Erectus did not carry around spears.

Homo Erectus was the first to migrate from Africa. They appeared 1.5 million years ago. They Domesicated Fire and they were the first to make clothing, we know this becuase of Ethnographic Analogy which is the comparing of two cultures. The homo erectus came up with the bi-facial tool which is a two sided tool, and they may even be cannibals we think this because people have found hollowed out skulls with scraped marks.
With out the Homo Erectus species who knows what we would be like today because they are the ones that made our clothing which is a very important part of us because clothing tells who you are. I think that when Homo Erectus lived it was a very important time even though it was just a small spec in time becuase they are the ones that made clothing and they domesicated fire.

Neanderthals:


Neanderthals appeared 200,00- 300,00 years ago. They used advanced tools and buried their dead. They cared for one another which is called Altruism. They were very like us meaning they were language capable.
With out the Neanderthals we wouldn't be very far in life, becuase they cared for one another and caring for one another is what can save you they also were the ones that started knowing language and with out being able to talk where would we be!? I wonder how they go from being cannibals (Homo Erectus) to caring for one another. I also wonder if they might even be cannibals we jsut don't know it. I think they are very important becuase they came up with and used advanced tools.

Cro- Magnon:


Cro- Magnons were like homo sapiens who lived in Europe 40,00 years ago, they took over Europe! They were the 1st to do Art, Jewelry, etc. They also ranked 1st in social class.
Where would we be today if there wasn't any Cro- Magnons? Well we might have gotten a little far in life but probably not much because they are the ones that ranked 1st in social class, and where would we be with out the arts!? I think Cro- Magnons were very important becuase they came up with art, jewelry, etc and they ranked 1st in social class. I think that when they took over Europe it was probably one of the most important parts of the Cro- Magnons becuase that is when more and more species started appearing all over.

Homo Sapiens:


Homo sapiens appeared 300,00 years ago and are still around because we are homo sapiens.
I think that the Homo sapiens are very important to this world even though they are only merely a small spec in the history. Humans are very intelligent and they are going to get more and more smarter as time goes on. They are very important to our furture.